“Butt-in-ski”, Part 2: encounters with an automated mopper

Around two months ago, I wrote about my run-in with a driverless mopping machine. “Butt-in-ski” had become the “Bane of my shopping club existence,” seemingly following me around, beeping and chirping and spinning its flashing light.

Read the original harrowing tale here.

This past weekend, with some apprehension, I was back at my favorite store with the concrete floor, keeping one eye and one ear open–watching and listening for my arch nemesis.  

But there turned out to be little cause for concern. In a perfect case of poetic justice, I found the rogue “mop”ster trapped halfway down an aisle—unable to make a tight right turn after the men’s underwear.  

Sorry buddy, I don’t think they sell your size.😉

Ah, sweet retribution!

I snapped a couple of photos and even took a celebratory selfie with the helplessly stuck fiend. Yet then, quite unexpectedly, I felt a strange sense of guilt.  “How long will Butt-in-ski sit here before an employee realizes he’s out of commission?” The thought troubled me, like a bad kitchen mop job.

It’s hopeless, dude. I’ll call for back-up.😇

So, I found a non-automated human associate nearby and told him of the auto-mopper’s plight. Pausing only a moment, he confirmed to me that non-turnabout is indeed fair play:

“It’s fine. He’s not getting paid.”

Jeff, my recommendation for Sam’s Club Associate of the Year.

The insightful employee’s words kept going through my mind, “He’s not getting paid.”  Until it hit me: This should be my attitude toward indulging the sinful nature—“Just Don’t it.” Trap temptation on a back aisle.

But put on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make no provision for the flesh, to fulfill its lusts.

Romans 13:14 (NKJV)

Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The Spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.

Jesus–Matthew 14:38 (NIV)

Thank you for reading. 🙏❤️ prayers and love


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30 responses to ““Butt-in-ski”, Part 2: encounters with an automated mopper”

  1. davidsdailydose Avatar

    Yes, and he butts in, interrupting my otherwise peaceful shopping experience.

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  2. DailyArmorDevotional Avatar

    Ahhh…he is annoying.😆

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  3. davidsdailydose Avatar

    Because he keeps butting in to my shopping trip—coming down my aisle and beeping at me.

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  4. DailyArmorDevotional Avatar

    Funny! Just wondering why it’s called “Butt-in-ski”?

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  5. davidsdailydose Avatar

    Yes, he did. And I even reported his plight to an employee. What happened next was the cherry on top: “It’s ok. He’s not getting paid.”

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  6. jesusluvsall Avatar

    The auto floor cleaner was out to get you but got stuck 🙂

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  7. davidsdailydose Avatar

    Thank you, Manette Kay. The Lord opens my eyes, from time to time, to modern day parables—based on scripture. I try to try to always be in “high receive” for the Holy Spirit.

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  8. musingsofmanettekay Avatar

    David, I love how you think. Your mind must go a zillion mph with thoughts and life observations. I pray blessings for you and yours.

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  9. God Still Speaks Avatar

    Wow, I’m going to send all my bonus points to Jeff!

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  10. The Devotional Guy™ Avatar

    We will definitely pray.

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  11. davidsdailydose Avatar

    The Sam’s associate’s comment put everything in perspective. All is well and in the hands of God. Please pray for our middle son and our youngest, who are both struggling in different ways. Blessings, brother!

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  12. The Devotional Guy™ Avatar

    Technology run amok! Thanks for the reminder and early morning laughs. Praying all is well brother.

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  13. davidsdailydose Avatar

    You’re welcome, Malcolm. Where the mopper became stuck only added to the poetry.😀

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  14. davidsdailydose Avatar

    Thanks, Pete. I can imagine having all sorts of fun with a robot waiter.

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  15. davidsdailydose Avatar

    Yes, indeed. He was back on the job the next time I returned. Still not being paid, I assume. Thank you for reading and commenting, brother. I am a bit behind in my reading, but will catch up soon. Blessings.🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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  16. Alan Kearns Avatar

    What a shame for the wee automated guy indeed 😉

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  17. davidsdailydose Avatar

    Yes, Jeff is too wise to simply stock shelves. The guy is a Sam’s Club Sage!

    23,995 bonus points for you, sister!

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  18. davidsdailydose Avatar

    You found the perfect scripture reference for the story, Nancy. Thank you!

    “We take captive every thought to make it obedient to Christ.” 2 Corinthians 10:5b

    God Bless!

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  19. Nancy Ruegg Avatar

    The Apostle Paul would have loved this! When he wrote in 2 Corinthians 10:5 about taking every thought captive, he could have added: trapped like a mopping machine in a side aisle at Sam’s!

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  20. davidsdailydose Avatar

    Easier said than done; when I returned to the club—a few days later—the auto-mopper was back at it. I simply stayed away from him, another great strategy. Thanks, Bridget. God Bless!

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  21. davidsdailydose Avatar

    I thought his comment was witty, as well. And spot on!

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  22. Priscilla Bettis Avatar

    Aw, poor Auto Mop.😂

    Insightful and humorous at the same time. Thanks, David!

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  23. God Still Speaks Avatar

    I’m sensing a big, fat raise in Jeff’s future, for calling it like it is, and giving you the inspiration for this post!

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  24. pastorpete51 Avatar

    Very funny Dave and good point. Some restaurants have started using them in place of servers. Boy, I can hardly wait for one of them to bring my quesadilla!

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  25. Bridget Avatar

    “Trap temptation on a back aisle.” Such a great takeaway! … And a good chuckle on this Saturday morning. 😁

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  26. malcolmsmusingscom Avatar

    I like the notion of keeping temptation motionless by the gents’ underwear. Thanks David

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  27. Don't Lose Hope Avatar

    So funny! I love the assistant’s comment.

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  28. davidsdailydose Avatar

    Thank you, Joy. Enjoy your Saturday. God Bless!

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  29. joynealkidney Avatar

    Terrific for a Saturday morning! Thanks!

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